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August 01 2017

Me: *calmly watching Cosmos on netflix*
My brain: what if there was a Dream Daddy-esque game where you date famous scientists. Imagine dating a cartoon version of Neil deGrasse Tyson. You love how smart he is but you wish he’d stop ruining movie night
Me: whwhat tthe fuck?? ?

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“You might think that your hair looks pretty fly, but chances are it’s nothing compared to the Amasunzu. It’s a traditionally Rwandan hairstyle that was once worn by men, as well as by unmarried women in order to indicate to potential suitors that they were single and of marriageable age.”

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you’re going to be amazing

July 31 2017




You know when girls wear fishnets under shorts or ripped jeans… that’s some Good Shit™

Pretty edgy. Also 3 outh of 4 times a hoe

actually men aren’t allowed to talk about women so jot that down

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@sapphicmilady este post en particular era en referencia al anterior que reblogueé, pero es tipo la segunda vez en la semana que veo un blog así. ¿Viste cuando ves un text post y alguien responde algo muy raro y decís yafu miro su blog para ver si Posta son así de raros y te encontras con gifs suyos o de otras personas (adultas) en pañales, a veces haciendo poses “”“"seductoras”“”“? No? Hm.
Odio tumblr

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July 30 2017

Why are there so many adult diaper fetishists on tumblr wtf













why is Spring by Vivaldi still such a fucking banger?


it just slaps.

DON’T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you think people weren’t sitting there fanning themselves in old Italy trying not to nut in their leggings listening to that shit when it first dropped???

ok um honestly I don’t care if this post was meant to be ironic or not, but being an Italian chick I felt offended by this. you’re insulting & despising one of the greatest works in the world.

“you think people weren’t sitting there fanning themselves in old Italy” this part is disgusting, I hope you realize how racist & rude it is towards Italians & especially Vivaldi himself. have some respect.

I’ve stared at this comment a great deal, deleting a five or six separate patient and honest responses, but really all I can say to you is this:

holy shit

Patient and honest doesn’t work on the internet phoneus. This is a place for brash accusations of every single persons deep seeded racism, fascism and all that! You sir are a Nazi for applauding Vivaldi in a humorous slap stick sort of way. For shame sir! For shame.

I was about to reply with a joke but then I scrolled down and saw a video of you shitting yourself in a diaper and no offense but that completely and utterly derailed, OBLITERATED my train of thought

fucking kill me

This is INSANE

does anyone in this thread smoke weed


English: It fits like a glove.
Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger.
Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.

Finnish: It fits like  a . FiST.   iN.   the  EYe .   (ง'̀-‘́)ง



My professor talked about how women aren’t used to asking for things in the work place, such as raises, because we’re conditioned to downplay our achievements and hold off on asserting our value. She discussed how, even now at this stage in her career (a published doctrate), she shakes when she askes to be considered for a raise and about the first time she was really successful at getting one. After class I asked her what she asked her boss and she winked at me, took me to her office, and asked me to take notes.

She said she practiced this technique like 5 times in her office before she requested a meeting with her boss. I’m gonna share it with you guys because I really loved it.

You start off by thanking your employer for their support (whatever that means in the context of your work environment).
You then say that you would like to take some time to discuss next year’s salary.
You say, allow me to refresh your memory regarding some of my accomplishments or contributions from the past year, and you present a written summary of all that you’ve done.
You close by saying, I hope that next year’s salary reflects this list of contributions and you thank them for their time and see yourself out.

I just loved how she made it seem so much less daunting of a task. She said not to underestimate your achievements as women have a tendency underreporting what they’ve done.

The fact that she shared this with me really meant a lot as well as women really need to be there to empower each other and help guide each other towards success. So if you end up using this, let me know! I want to see how it works for you ^_^.


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i cannot fucking believe i never realized this 


Male writer creating a male character: This is Bruce Killshot. He has over 10,000 confirmed kills and is the top spy in the Super Hard To Get Into Spy Organization Of The World. He is a master of every martial art and can use virtually any weapon with ease. He’s not only a Real Gruff Man but a Ladies’ Man who smokes cigars while Having Sex With Beautiful Women but he never gets attached. He’s a Hard Whiskey Drinking Man who once killed an elephant with a toothpick and bottle of glue.

Men: this is so realistic wow such a complex character….

A woman: This is Angela, she’s the protagonist of the story and the chosen one who comes from a mystical bloodline, she has a natural talent for magic and can-



me: when I’m out with women the servers always hand me the check

mom: oh they must think you’re the…hm what’s the word, like up and down? oh, top! they must think you’re the top


the extent to which straight people don’t get gay humour is incredible like the whole thing is a satirisation of how gay people have been treated for years like the reason we say “___ is for gays only” is because yall have been going around calling everything you don’t like gay and we’re making fun of that dumb mindset and taking away the power of it and having fun and yall still come onto every gay satire post with this “what if straight people said this about you” like you have?? that’s why the post was made in the first place i don’t understand how yall are this oblivious it’s honestly baffling to me



fuck mbti and howgarts, the true personality test is guessing what deadly sin you’d be

rb and tag yours i’m lust

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The Emoji Movie (2017)



It’s legal to require women to wear makeup at work, and fire them for failing to adhere to this “dress and grooming code” in the usa. like noah fense but uh makeup legitimately is a thing that should be talked about in regards to women NOT having to wear it. 

like i get it some of yall genuinely enjoy wearing makeup, great cool, but women legitimately lose their jobs because they don’t want to wear makeup. 

And like theres so many reasons why a woman wouldn’t, or couldn’t, wear makeup, ranging from disability to mental illness to fucking anything. AND THIS HAS FUCK NOTHING to do with if they can or can’t do the job. that’s fucking absurd. The makeup industry is shitty towards women. It is. 

And like you fucking know it’s sexist when men are reprimanded for wearing makeup, and women lose their jobs for NOT wearing makeup lmao.



when guys are like “girls over [relatively low weight] shouldn’t wear [revealing article of clothing]” a lot of the time they are trying to get women above that weight to say “OH REALLY?” and post a picture of themselves looking good in that article of clothing. It’s a creepy power play designed to prey on both women’s confidence and their insecurities and trick them into posting revealing pictures of themselves for the sexual gratification of men who they otherwise wouldn’t have given the time of day. It’s a sleazy pick-up artist tactic. It’s negging. When you see an all-too-common post that’s like “bigger girls shouldn’t wear bikinis” and the response is him getting “owned” because a woman replied with pictures of herself looking beautiful, he’s not getting owned at all, he’s getting exactly the result he was hoping for. They’re basically saying “You sure showed me by sending me, a huge sexist creep, a picture of yourself in a bikini! PLEASE don’t send me nudes, I don’t know if I could take the humiliation!”

The scary thing is that I’ve had a guy admit this to me. He said something about “fat girls always have ugly tits”. I am fat and a girl. I said “no, they don’t.” He said “prove it”. When I made it clear that a) I had nothing to prove, b) why the fuck am I gonna care about some beanpole-in-a-meme-shirt’s opinion?, and c) I wasn’t EVER gonna send him shit, he went crazy. Straight up admitted that the technique always worked blah blah, I must have been a dude pretending to be a girl blah blah, and basically had a temper tantrum till I blocked him.

So 100% guys that do this are garbage and even if they’re not, remember that you don’t have to prove anything to anyone.

July 29 2017

Some day i’ll be able to forgive myself for watching all that shitty anime

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